Gifts and Novelties for Any Occasion

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(Except maybe Mother’s Day, but give it a try, and let us know how that goes.)

Where humor meets technology, meets intellect, meets inappropriate, meets your mom for drinks Eggplant emoji

They’ll write about us in the annals of history. (And we’ll snicker like a 12 year old boy.)

Best. Used. Naked.

Where pleasure meets performance.

Naked Thursdays have never smelled better.

GET A LOAD OF THESE BALLS

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“Are They Bath Balls  or Bath Bombs ?”

Who really cares, Barbara? Take your clothes off and get in the tub, because WTF has revolutionized bath time. And we’re all hopping in.

SHOW ME THE BALLS

That Six Pack Is Closer Than You Thought

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"My boyfriend is terrible at shopping for gifts, but he outdid himself this time. He couldn’t stop smiling when he handed me my gift, and I haven’t stopped smiling since.

It was six Big Johnsons in a single box!

And, compared to the others I’ve had, these were HUGE! I even got up early the other morning to use one before work."

Shelley, 32 subject matter expert

COMING SOON (the joke is too obvious, so we’ll resist)

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Moist Body Lotion

Body Lotion

When your largest organ is getting dry, don’t make it wait. Bring back the supple with Moist Body Lotion. Strong enough for a man, but seriously? Grow a pair. Moist is for the ladies.

Rub 'n Tug Massage Oil

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Imported directly from Jupiter, Florida, our specially formulated massage oil will provide an otherworldly experience perfect for couples who just can’t afford professional masseurs.

Lip Lube Balm

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If your lips are dry and looking for attention, give ‘em what they want. Specially formulated by Dr. Johnson for maximum moisture, this balm brings dry lips back to life in just seconds.

Fetish Pedi-Bomb

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Use these fizzy pedi-bombs, infused with natural oils, to soak up, relax and soften the skin on your feet. No bathtub? No problem! Just drop these mini bath bombs in a foot bath or a bucket and enjoy.

80% of people are offended by our products

For that 1 person out of 5 that loves our stuff … you complete us

A brand you can get behind
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